This is Jack. Jack likes to herd things. He has nothing to herd. He tried to herd the cows once and nearly started a stampede. Dear Jack. Jack likes hunt gophers out in the fields. His forte is tearing the tops off of gopher tunnels with his teeth. It's an art. He bounds through high grass like a coyote, hunting for the stick we've thrown for him. He does not give the stick back. Come Jack. Come. Come.... come. C'mon. Jack! Come! Sheesh.