Candy hearts can be tricky little devils. You can pass them off as nothing-- it's not like you wrote those little sayings or put them in a box so that they happen to spell out love, true love.
It is equally as easy to read into them all your hopes and dreams. If only the one you gave them to would see the significance. Hello, they're heart shaped. And did he even notice the sayings before pouring the whole box into his mouth as once? So they are jr. high level sentiments. You were just trying to talk to him on his own level.
And then, what if you receive candy hearts? You and every other person he knows, male and female. Well, still. He did include you. And they are hearts. And that one did say "true love" which is so obviously not jr. high. Then there was that one odd one, "fax me". Fax me? Really? Maybe he's not the romantic you thought. Oh, isn't that awkward side of him cute? Wait, he didn't write that!
Valentine's Day is just a crock if your single.
Only a candy heart could sum it up so well: "Wise Up."
*This hypothetical (key word, folks) situation brought to you by Necco. Eww.
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